My friend was such a joy to be around
It was a little embarrassing when it made loud buzzing sounds
It was always there through every phase of my life
And over the years we’ve become awfully tight
I never met anything that made my insides feel so right
It swept in to comfort me on some of the loneliness nights
I don’t have to cook or clean
And it lets me be right
That’s why my dildo is my best friend
And has become the love of my life