THE LOVE OF MY LIFE (POETRY)

My friend was such a joy to be around

It was a little embarrassing when it made loud buzzing sounds

It was always there through every phase of my life

And over the years we’ve become awfully tight

I never met anything that made my insides feel so right

It swept in to comfort me on some of the loneliness nights

I don’t have to cook or clean

And it lets me be right

That’s why my dildo is my best friend

And  has become the love of my life